Mmmm ... Muffin!


"A word used to describe one whose fat is desperately trying to escape the suffocation from tight jeans resulting in the fat tumbling over."

 

HA!  I love that definition that I found online in the 'urban dictionary'.  I've never considered the extra package of lush around my hip a muffin top!  I've always preferred the saying "Dunlop," "Spare tire," "Love Handles"?

Calling it a muffin top makes me think of a double chocolate muffin .... mmmm!

 

There are many different kinds of muffin tops, and from what I've read almost all women have them so - why not embrace them?  We as a society have embraced: the mullet, Pop-Tarts, Soda, Smoking, thongs & the Bikini (can you say Speedo??).  If we have learned to accept the cringable items above we can learn to live with pant spillage.

 

Of course there are different kinds of muffin tops.  There are almost as many muffin tops as there are muffins!

Just like with the delectable breakfast cake we can make them good and we can make them baaaad!

If you don't compile the correct ingredients while whipping up a batch of muffins you will pull a batch full of nasty out of the oven; just like if you pull on a pair of skinny jeans that would have fit you in the 7th grade your muffin top is going to be toxic spillage!  But, as a lady with a muffin top knows, if you dress it up correctly - it can be De-Light-Ful!!

 

So give yourself some time, patience and love.  They say God doesn't make mistakes!  And I believe that!  He made me, and I am exactly what He want me to be!  Take care of your body.  Feed it well, move it, shake it and love it!  It's His temple, and it's only yours for a little while!

 

 

 

Gain it - loose it - love it - stuff it!